An Unattractive Vampire
- Publish Date: 2016-03-15
- Binding: Paperback
- Author: Jim McDoniel
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Jim McDoniels first novel is quirky, wild, and weird, and definitely for those who hate those sexy vampire stereotypes who like their monsters nice and gross. Geeks of Doom
Jim McDoniels debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bilealso known as the Cursd One, the Devils Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrorsawakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently hes just too uglymodern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?